Puppies tumble, kittens dance, America awwwwwws. If the Puppy Bowl is not your favorite Super Bowl tradition yet, do you even have a heart?
What once was a semi-laughable idea meant to entertain the children and bored chip-munchers of game-day parties is now our country’s most adorable pastime. And this year, you can watch it six times in a row: Puppy Bowl XII will air on Animal Planet at 3 p.m., then repeat every other hour for 12 hours straight.
You, person with heart, know the basics of the Puppy Bowl: Animal Planet gathers dogs in need of adoption from all around the country, divides them into “Team Ruff” and “Team Fluff,” then plops them onto an AstroTurf field. Like their human counterparts, the puppies climb all over each other for a few hours while trying to drag their chew toys into the end zones. The halftime show is performed by kittens. And we’re told this year, there will be some sort of clothing malfunction with a tortoise.
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